Heaven Help me

Have a work-in progress you want done?
Come on over and get it done in a week!

I need this. My ohsam challenge prompt hasn't been cooperating since November.

In other news, I got another student loan bill in the mail that I wasn't prepared for, so I'm finishing all the wine in my apartment while preparing to scream at the television during the State of the Union.

Dammit, I wanted the socialism. I voted for socialism. I was okay with it. During the election, when all the haters were like "Obama's a COMMUNIST" I was like FUCK YEEEAAAHHHH and dancing in meadows full of butterflies and buttercups.

Whatever. Consider me incapacitated for the rest of the evening.

Addendum

So. Apparently the State of the Union is tomorrow night. Well, I feel dumb. C-Span is fucking Shakespearian when you're drunk though.