I've never seen the groomsmen help before this wedding either! Owen was kinda confused too. He actually called the groom out on it and he was like, "Yeah, we're Scottish. We probably did it wrong."

It definitely threw me off guard because when Gabe tried to pry my hand out of Owen's I was all, "OH HAI GABE" and then he's shoving the groom through and we were all, "WHAT THE FUCK" and Owen literally punched the groom in the gut.

I fear for what is going to transpire during me and Owen's polka. I'm probably going to find myself insta-widowed.